if you use my colored pencils you better put them back in rainbow order
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how to give a good handjob
- bop it
- pull it
- twist it
- harder
- better
- faster
- stronger
You pull your left hand in
You pull your left hand out
You pull your left hand in
And you shake it all about!Cha cha real smooth
none of you ever touch a penis
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“Perhaps, when we remember wars, we should take off our clothes and paint ourselves blue and go on all fours all day long and grunt like pigs. That would surely be more appropriate than noble oratory and shows of flags and well-oiled guns.” — Kurt Vonnegut, Cat’s Cradle
Simon C. Page - Optical Ripple (2013)
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the fuckING PENCIL SHARPENER ONE
BRILLIANT THANK YOU
youtube gets philosophical
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whats a librarians favorite color
read
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